Jacki Kane's Blog

Warning: Make sure your kids can’t hear this one.

Tell the kids your house is haunted, so they’ll stay outside.

Words of wisdom from my son, Steven. TIME OUT is on hiatus for the summer, but we’re already working on next season. We’re going to shake it up and surprise you people. ‘Swear. Meanwhile, we’ve got Uber Clean Open Mic tonight at O’Connors. Sign up at 6:30/start at 7. Come and laugh or take the mic. We’re always looking for moms and dads to take the stage. If you’ve got a sarcasm battery – does it ever need re-charging?

#1 Exactly how much can I make fun of my husband for our next show? Friday, I’m hosting; he’s performing. So I’d better look out – his paybacks are severe. Like this one time, I almost tricked him into going to a Mary Kay for men party. What would he have done? Sent a clown troupe to my office, or worse. Don’t miss him getting me back tomorrow night at the Rad Dads show.

Friday night, June 10th
Curious Comedy Theater
5225 NE MLK
Tix: www.curiouscomedy.org
7:30 doors/8 show

Hosted by yours truly
Featuring new mom performer Diane Ferington & Rad Dads:
Brian Sturkie
Jeffrey Kauffman
Mark Hylland
Rob Katsuno
Stephen Schmidt

#2 My daughter is going all Diva on me. Help. Please post comments:

http://www.kidzlist.com/article/1066/diva-dance

The first comedy class I ever taught is graduating tonight with a live set on the ComedySportz stage TONIGHT:

ROB KATSUNO
COLEEN CARNEY
KAREN MILES

Featuring ComedySportz & Stand Up Pros
ALEX FALCONE
CHRISTOPHER HUIZAR

SO proud of them – they worked really hard. You won’t see any cheese – it will be original material from their lives. No one says, “What’s up with…” So here’s what you do -

Go to the ComedySportz Improv Show at 8 pm and get into Super Clean Comedy Class graduation for free. Tickets: https://www.portlandcomedy.com/reservations/

Attend Super Clean Comedy Class Graduation only for $5 at the door.

1963 NW Kearney St.

I know it’s nice now – but by 8, you’ll need some entertainment.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093010/

Okay, Arnold and all you other philandering people, I have an assignment for you: WATCH FATAL ATTRACTION. Watch it like 500 times. Then, write a book report. If you haven’t learned anything, do not get married. Do not have kids. Do not knock up a household employee. Not only is it the story of my parents’ marriage, except they were married. To each other. Fatal Attraction should be a mandatory pre-marital, cautionary tale. No way am I buying that pet bunny my daughter wants.

Alert the media: The sun is out in Portland, Oregon. What does it mean? Wait five minutes is what it means. Even the slugs are sunning.