Alert the media: The sun is out in Portland, Oregon. What does it mean? Wait five minutes is what it means. Even the slugs are sunning.
Happy Mother’s Day!
So our annual picnic got thwarted by yet more lame Portland rain. But that's okay! We stuffed our pie holes with biscuits, and my kids gave me a Mother's Day card with an inappropriate word. The card DID reference a grammatical error though. Happy MD to all the incredible moms I know. And I know …
Because I need all the help I can get!
No one feels more unqualified to be a parent than I do. So I collect stories of positive parenting. This time, I wrote one up about my mom comic friend Nicole. Check it out - you might pick up some tips too! http://kidzlist.com/article/1046/small-victories-large-victories-they-all-count
Tickets still available for tonight
Looks like it's going to be a great audience tonight. I was surprised to learn we still had some tickets left. Get them online at http://www.curiouscomedy.org or at the door. Show starts at 8/Doors at 7:30. Curious Comedy Theater, 5225 MLK. Hope to see you there!
Don’t make me do this alone, people
120 chocolate Easter eggs are ready for hunting at Kruger's Farm on Sauvie's Island, and I'm going in. I hope a whole bunch of other peeps do the same thing, or we're talking massive weight gain over here. I WILL eat those eggs. I'm taking my daughter, who is insisting on wearing a white fluffy …
Forget you? Forget it!
When it comes to short-term memory, I'm like Dory from Nemo. I forget things almost instantly - except all the things I want to forget like first dates gone awry. Feel, then forget, my pain: http://kidzlist.com/article/1036/what-have-you-forgotten
New talent brewing
I'm blaming the sun for low audience attendance at O'Connors last night. Last month, the place was completely jam packed. We did have fun with two customers who walked in off the street. And they stayed! Excited to have great new performers, like Kelli Wilson, Trisha Cashin and a dad named Steve. You can see …
Pet show off. Open mic show on.
Heads up-the pet show fundraiser for Clackamas County Animal Services at Harvey's is cancelled. But Uber Clean Open Mic Night is still on! Tuesday, O'Connors in Multnomah Village. 7 pm. No cover. Alert the media: We now have a working mic!
Shut your bad mouth and open your good one!
Coming to you LIVE from the Jacki Kane kitchen. My son, ladies and gentleman! He's a nine-year-old natural comedian. Too bad he's not old enough to get into open mic night - that's coming up next week. You can see us hammer out new material - for free! Next week, I'm performing at Harvey's for …
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Not too late for Super Clean Comedy Class
Class starts tonight at ComedySportz! You don't need to have material ready. Just bring yourself. It's supportive. It's fun. It'll change your life. And this dog won't have to eat the rock. Sign up at http://www.portlandcomedy.com/register.
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