Back at it after getting sick from a pneumonia shot I got as a "precaution." I'm still doing brainy moves like trying to walk down an up escalator. Oh, and teaching a Super Clean Comedy Class. We've still got space. For only $150, you'll get: - Comedy writing from me, Jacki Kane - Performing instruction …
No energy. No voice. No dice.
NOW what am I supposed to do? I lost my voice just in time for spring break. Yay! Me and two wound-up kids inside for an entire week. Whose your Mommy now? Not quite me, without my power voice. Maybe I'll type what I would usually yell in my iPhone and chase them around. Favorites …
What’s your kid’s currency?
Thanks to all my clever friends who thought of making some nice cash from their kids. That means you, Michelle and Lindsay! http://www.kidzlist.com/article/1009/whats-your-kids-currency
Backstage at Helium Comedy Club
Thanks Tim Lee for inviting me to perform. Thanks to Dax Jordan and Richard Bain - great performing with you! Special thanks to Richard Bain for explaining that Miley Cyrus did not smoke saliva. Also appreciate all the people who came out to watch us from Abernethy Elementary school! Maybe one day, I'll get to …
Getting ready for Helium tonight
Things are running through my head like will the microphone make my butt look big? Show starts at 8 pm with Tim Lee headlining. Get your tickets here: http://www.goldstar.com.
This just in: Performing at Helium Wed.
TIM LEE is a phenom stand up: Written up in the New York Times and chalked up 3 million hits for his video on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olizH7ri9No He's performing at Helium Comedy Club Wednesday night and asked me to do a guest set - yeaw! Thanks, Tim! It'll be a rockin fun night. There's stand up, …
Uber Clean Open Mic tonight
Ack! I really need to practice some pet jokes tonight to get ready for a fundraising performance in April, but no babysitter! It's tough when teenager schedules make the difference in whether your set will suck or not. Other comics will be there though - and they'll be hilarious. 6:30 pm doors open/7 show starts …
Snarfles and tired and barfs – oh my!
Don't you just love winter with its ever-changing fabric of kid illnesses? Today marks Day 6 of the Kid Sick at Home Crisis. SO grateful my daughter's illness isn't serious after all, but there were some scary moments: high fever, rashes. The fever caused her to hallucinate, screaming at a picture on the wall: "That …
When did Valentine’s turn into “Valoween?”
What happened to TLA (true love always), secret notes and sticky Valentine's cards? My kids came home with buckets of candy to rival Halloween. MARS candy, Hershey's, they're all in on it. What's worse is they devoured cupcakes in class with frosting the height of Bob's Big Boy hair. My son softened his approach this …
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Size matters. Sleep matters more.
That's right! Tomorrow night is our best-selling show, "Honey, I Shrunk My Libido." I'm a little worried I'm losing my VOICE (not Virginity, you pervs). Anyway, I love this show. Plus, we've got some fresh perspectives coming from Carmen Trineece and Gretchen McNeely. Just in time for Valentine's Day. Score tickets at http://www.curiouscomedy.org.
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