When it comes to short-term memory, I'm like Dory from Nemo. I forget things almost instantly - except all the things I want to forget like first dates gone awry. Feel, then forget, my pain: http://kidzlist.com/article/1036/what-have-you-forgotten
New talent brewing
I'm blaming the sun for low audience attendance at O'Connors last night. Last month, the place was completely jam packed. We did have fun with two customers who walked in off the street. And they stayed! Excited to have great new performers, like Kelli Wilson, Trisha Cashin and a dad named Steve. You can see …
Pet show off. Open mic show on.
Heads up-the pet show fundraiser for Clackamas County Animal Services at Harvey's is cancelled. But Uber Clean Open Mic Night is still on! Tuesday, O'Connors in Multnomah Village. 7 pm. No cover. Alert the media: We now have a working mic!
Shut your bad mouth and open your good one!
Coming to you LIVE from the Jacki Kane kitchen. My son, ladies and gentleman! He's a nine-year-old natural comedian. Too bad he's not old enough to get into open mic night - that's coming up next week. You can see us hammer out new material - for free! Next week, I'm performing at Harvey's for …
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Not too late for Super Clean Comedy Class
Class starts tonight at ComedySportz! You don't need to have material ready. Just bring yourself. It's supportive. It's fun. It'll change your life. And this dog won't have to eat the rock. Sign up at http://www.portlandcomedy.com/register.
Rock. Paper. Dog?
Back at it after getting sick from a pneumonia shot I got as a "precaution." I'm still doing brainy moves like trying to walk down an up escalator. Oh, and teaching a Super Clean Comedy Class. We've still got space. For only $150, you'll get: - Comedy writing from me, Jacki Kane - Performing instruction …
No energy. No voice. No dice.
NOW what am I supposed to do? I lost my voice just in time for spring break. Yay! Me and two wound-up kids inside for an entire week. Whose your Mommy now? Not quite me, without my power voice. Maybe I'll type what I would usually yell in my iPhone and chase them around. Favorites …
What’s your kid’s currency?
Thanks to all my clever friends who thought of making some nice cash from their kids. That means you, Michelle and Lindsay! http://www.kidzlist.com/article/1009/whats-your-kids-currency
Backstage at Helium Comedy Club
Thanks Tim Lee for inviting me to perform. Thanks to Dax Jordan and Richard Bain - great performing with you! Special thanks to Richard Bain for explaining that Miley Cyrus did not smoke saliva. Also appreciate all the people who came out to watch us from Abernethy Elementary school! Maybe one day, I'll get to …
Getting ready for Helium tonight
Things are running through my head like will the microphone make my butt look big? Show starts at 8 pm with Tim Lee headlining. Get your tickets here: http://www.goldstar.com.
