Look, no hands

Arms either. If you're dreaming of having a new rack, you might to rethink that. Getting breast reconstruction hurts like hell, and I'm one of those people with a pretty decent pain threshold. Plus, you're not supposed to use your arms. (Don't tell the doctor I typed this blog. I'm not supposed to do that …

Brody Theater rocks

Open Mic Night. 9:45 pm sign up. Betsy and I get there after walking past a gaggle of drag queens over at Embers. Nothing makes me feel safer in a neighborhood than drag queens. I'm serious - if there's one person you want defending you, it's a drag queen. I have immense respect for anyone …