Boy did I pick a really great time to look for a job in Portland. I want them to line up like cans. The little odd ones would be like rusted out tomato juice cans from a TWA flight in like 1972. The fatter CEO jobs would be full Cokes that explode in a violent Bellagio-like plume. Anything with a huge responsibility list and wafer-thin pay gets obliterated District 9 style. I’m not even an NRA member. I don’t even know how to use a gun. But I want one. I want one bad. I want a decent-paying job even more.

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Stand-up comedian, professional copywriter and public speaker

2 responses »

  1. Jodi says:

    Couldn’t agree more. Except I have an advantage. I have a gun, and know how to use it!

  2. Jacki, You’re right on the money! Oh, wow, what a saying…

    Let’s get out there and film our friends in Portland!!! I left a message for you today. I feel a job coming on for you… 🙂

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