Okay so I’m in the Land of Apple, Cupertino, CA. The hotel cringed when I said I was going to take a walk. Now I know why-forget cross-training! Try cross-walking! Here’s how it works. Start crossing with a brisk walk, then RUN for your life as the timer counts 9 seconds to your sudden death. Red lights are suggestions here. Pedestrians?rare, exotic breed ripe for roadkill.
Getting ready to walk-RUN back to hotel. Show tonight at Rooster T Feathers comedy club. Apple people please issue me new iPhone-this one barely holds a signal in the crosswalk.
jacki kane 
break a leg!!!!