Okay so I’m in the Land of Apple, Cupertino, CA. The hotel cringed when I said I was going to take a walk. Now I know why-forget cross-training! Try cross-walking! Here’s how it works. Start crossing with a brisk walk, then RUN for your life as the timer counts 9 seconds to your sudden death. Red lights are suggestions here. Pedestrians?rare, exotic breed ripe for roadkill.

Getting ready to walk-RUN back to hotel. Show tonight at Rooster T Feathers comedy club. Apple people please issue me new iPhone-this one barely holds a signal in the crosswalk.

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About clevercopy

Stand-up comedian, professional copywriter and public speaker

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  1. Jodianne says:

    break a leg!!!!

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