Alert the media: The sun is out in Portland, Oregon. What does it mean? Wait five minutes is what it means. Even the slugs are sunning.
author | comedian
author | comedian
Alert the media: The sun is out in Portland, Oregon. What does it mean? Wait five minutes is what it means. Even the slugs are sunning.
jacki kane 
Worst. Spring. Ever.
More like Sprinter.
My Vitamin D count is so low…
How low is it?
(I know there’s a punchline out there somewhere)
The weather definitely gets a D.