Okay, Arnold and all you other philandering people, I have an assignment for you: WATCH FATAL ATTRACTION. Watch it like 500 times. Then, write a book report. If you haven’t learned anything, do not get married. Do not have kids. Do not knock up a household employee. Not only is it the story of my parents’ marriage, except they were married. To each other. Fatal Attraction should be a mandatory pre-marital, cautionary tale. No way am I buying that pet bunny my daughter wants.