Sex!

Now that I've got your attention. I know, what am I in sixth grade? Our "Honey, I Shrunk My Libido" show is tomorrow night. I'm cramming my material right now. I've heard the other performers' material, and you're in for a real treat. Hope to see you tomorrow night!

Sass Mouth on sale at In Other Words

I'm thrilled to announce my book Sass Mouth is available at In Other Words on 8 NE Killingsworth. Here's the best part: They have sofas! You can buy a book and park it right in the store. Stay tuned for a special book release party we'll be having there with other TIME OUT mom writers.

Get your mic on

Comic Whitney Streed is so nice. I've performed with her about three times. Always supportive. She's probably the biggest fan of my Bi-Curious George joke. She was nice enough to invite me to perform at her open mic. What, she invited you too? I'm not special? Sunday, January 31 Women & Trans Comedy Krakow Cafe …

Open mic tonight

Try your material out on stage, or just laugh: Jan. 27 TIME OUT: "Open Mic Night" Pop Culture 1929 Main St. Vancouver, WA 7 pm $5 at the door

But wait, there’s More

As if my glam opportunity of a lifetime weren't enough, More posted a whole separate behind-the-scenes article online. At the shoot, a guy was walking quietly around taking digital pictures. I was too busy panting at every word Caroline Rhea said to notice. Rory Evans, the nicest writer ever, quietly took notes too. Like anyone …