Okay, I don't even know what that means. All I know is I got busted zoning out yesterday. Here's how that went:ME: Come on, dude! It's JUST a potato.STEVEN: Mom, who are you talking to?ME: The microwave.THREE POSITIVES:1- Just bought tickets to Barrett's documentary screening tomorrow night at the Portland Art Museum. I'm making the …
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jacki kane 