So do really big pumpkins. Just got done performing three times this weekend – one at a fundraising dinner for the Garden of Wonders program at my kids’ school. Then, we packed it up and bolted to Oceanside for the rest of the weekend. My kids fought over who would get the bunk bed while I went to perform at the Tillamook Performing Arts barn. My butt never felt so skinny next to a big red barn. Anyway, the audience was fantastic. They even got my jokes about buying a muffin top mattress with a middle age bedspread. Next up, a show for LBGT parents at the Q Center. Really looking forward to that one!