I’m starting to whine like a native Oregonian. Come on now, the Junior Rose Festival Parade is today. We’ve gathered up a pack of kids who will be carrying a TIME OUT comedy banner. We’ve got candy to hand out. Don’t make me wear a wetsuit again. It is slimming though. I wish all my clothes were wetsuits.
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jacki kane 
You’re SO funny! Where is that swimsuit you just obtained? Perhaps THAT should be your outfit today? Sun is out my friend!
Have fun in the parade. I’m sure that your wetsuit is fabulous – do you have flippers? PS My kid looking forward to swimming the parade with your group.