What’s happening to me? Chemo is turning me into a junk food freak. I want everything I’m not supposed to have: Kraft mac n’ cheese, chips and cheese dip, Ruffles and onion dip (Thank you, Lisa and Chris!), and today’s latest, Ramen Noodles. Can you actually GAIN weight on chemo? Look how those oranges in the background are screaming, Bad choice! Eat us! At this rate, I could be ripe for a photo session on peopleofwalmart.com.
Weird Cancer Guy did not get me all day though. I still feel like I swallowed a bag of rocks – and that’s before Lay’s chips. But I did clean up the kitchen, do some laundry and pitch my old Sass Mouth card line to a near identical card company hoping to generate income any way I can. Today, I also played a hide-and-seek cancer game with myself and hid like everything – my new wig, hats, chemo binder and any book with the word CANCER. Sometimes, I want just one minute to feel like this isn’t really happening. But I know it will not define me. For now, my cravings are defining me. If you’ve got Twinkies, better hide ’em. Just kidding, I draw the line at Twinkies.