ImageSure, I cut my hair as a form of taking control myself instead of waiting for Weird Cancer Guy to do it for me. Plus, we have three vacuums and none of them sucks. So I didn’t want to have to clean up a bunch of hair with duct tape. But still, every clump makes me feel sad. It started coming out this morning. My hair follicles feel suspended in air, like if I sneeze the hair will explode off my scalp. In the next few days, I expect to look like Mister Clean, Mister Potato Head or…a lightbulb. 



1- Sharp decline expected for my shampoo and product spending.

2- What? No more shaving?

3- Finally, my free Brazilian sans wax has arrived!



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Stand-up comedian, professional copywriter and public speaker

2 responses »

  1. Jodi says:

    i love you! your strength is an inspiration to me!
    biggest smooch

  2. kristina says:

    Dang-it. Sorry to hear about the hair loss. But I think you’ll rock the lightbulb look. 🙂

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