Job hunting

Boy did I pick a really great time to look for a job in Portland. I want them to line up like cans. The little odd ones would be like rusted out tomato juice cans from a TWA flight in like 1972. The fatter CEO jobs would be full Cokes that explode in a violent …

Back Fence rocks!

First off, I am not hipster enough to even get let in The Woods. Yeah, it's used to be an old funeral home. Now, it's uber cool with its collection of sofas, birdcages and vintage radios. The people who worked there were so nice though. I was like, What? I'm middle aged and you're talking …