Tell the kids your house is haunted, so they'll stay outside.
Don’t drain your sarcasm battery
Words of wisdom from my son, Steven. TIME OUT is on hiatus for the summer, but we're already working on next season. We're going to shake it up and surprise you people. 'Swear. Meanwhile, we've got Uber Clean Open Mic tonight at O'Connors. Sign up at 6:30/start at 7. Come and laugh or take the …
Two things on a sunny day
#1 Exactly how much can I make fun of my husband for our next show? Friday, I'm hosting; he's performing. So I'd better look out - his paybacks are severe. Like this one time, I almost tricked him into going to a Mary Kay for men party. What …
Super Clean Comedy Class graduates tonight!
The first comedy class I ever taught is graduating tonight with a live set on the ComedySportz stage TONIGHT: ROB KATSUNO COLEEN CARNEY KAREN MILES Featuring ComedySportz & Stand Up Pros ALEX FALCONE CHRISTOPHER HUIZAR SO proud of them - they worked really hard. You won't see any cheese - it will be original material …
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Fatal Attraction would save the world
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093010/ Okay, Arnold and all you other philandering people, I have an assignment for you: WATCH FATAL ATTRACTION. Watch it like 500 times. Then, write a book report. If you haven't learned anything, do not get married. Do not have kids. Do not knock up a household employee. Not only is it the story of …
There’s something in the sky
Alert the media: The sun is out in Portland, Oregon. What does it mean? Wait five minutes is what it means. Even the slugs are sunning.
Happy Mother’s Day!
So our annual picnic got thwarted by yet more lame Portland rain. But that's okay! We stuffed our pie holes with biscuits, and my kids gave me a Mother's Day card with an inappropriate word. The card DID reference a grammatical error though. Happy MD to all the incredible moms I know. And I know …
Because I need all the help I can get!
No one feels more unqualified to be a parent than I do. So I collect stories of positive parenting. This time, I wrote one up about my mom comic friend Nicole. Check it out - you might pick up some tips too! http://kidzlist.com/article/1046/small-victories-large-victories-they-all-count
Tickets still available for tonight
Looks like it's going to be a great audience tonight. I was surprised to learn we still had some tickets left. Get them online at http://www.curiouscomedy.org or at the door. Show starts at 8/Doors at 7:30. Curious Comedy Theater, 5225 MLK. Hope to see you there!
Don’t make me do this alone, people
120 chocolate Easter eggs are ready for hunting at Kruger's Farm on Sauvie's Island, and I'm going in. I hope a whole bunch of other peeps do the same thing, or we're talking massive weight gain over here. I WILL eat those eggs. I'm taking my daughter, who is insisting on wearing a white fluffy …
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