Play the $50M game

Well hey! I'm still here, just really busy. In fact,  I'm working on a speech called "Don't Let Your Sanity Check Bounce" right now. I'm giving that speech as an audition on Friday and ran across this game we love to play. Here's how it goes: You just won $50 million in the lottery. What …

Busy is as busy does

Okay, I don't even know what that means. All I know is I got busted zoning out yesterday. Here's how that went:ME: Come on, dude! It's JUST a potato.STEVEN: Mom, who are you talking to?ME: The microwave.THREE POSITIVES:1- Just bought tickets to Barrett's documentary screening tomorrow night at the Portland Art Museum. I'm making the …