Not that this story is the worst childhood tale ever told, but it will make you feel better about your parenting. Hold onto your seats as I take you on a high-speed chase. I double-dog dare you to show up tonight and see for yourself. I triple-dog dare you to show up wearing frosted lip gloss. All the ’70s girls are doing it.
Tonight, June 8 Rough Copy reading
Jacki reads a chapter of Sass Mouth featured in a recent issue of Rough Copy
Canvas Art Bar
1800 NW Upshur
7 pm
Word!
jacki kane 
SO, so bummed I cannot clone myself and be there, as well as at the open mic! Something may be coming up here and I may even have to miss THAT!
Why can’t I magically tri-clone myself??? Wouldn’t THAT be an awesome superhero skill???
Maybe the tennis can holds super powers?