Got stress? Drag it to the TIME OUT: "MomXiety: It's Not Your Mother's Angst" tonight, 7:30 pm at Curious Comedy Theater (www.curiouscomedy.org). But wait, there's more! A $50 gift certificate to Zenana Spa will be given away during the show! Every audience member will receive a $10 coupon for $45 in spa services. Find your …
Your underwear is on sideways
Then she says defiantly, "Well Daddy dressed me!" Case closed, Paco. We've got some spanky fine shows for you this week: TIME OUT: "MomXiety: It's Not Your Mother's Angst" Thursday, 7:30 pm Curious Comedy Theater I'll be reading some excerpts from my book, Sass Mouth, which will make you feel like parent of the year. …
Your pants are on backwards and there’s butter on them
Yeah, that's my morning with my six-year-old fashion queen. At least I didn't have to dispense live worms in kindergarten. Leave that one to the professionals. Tonight is UBER CLEAN OPEN MIC at O'Connors over in Multnomah Village at 7 pm. Join us to laugh or take the stage. We'll be practicing for our next …
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The love catcher on Mother’s Day!
My kids so totally rock! They each made me glass light catchers - cubes dotted with molten color. One's a necklace; the other a window catcher. They went to the store and picked out a burst of different color roses and three different kinds of chocolate. "We were going to give you a trash can," …
Three moms gone
My heart aches for the loss of three moms this week: one in a TriMet accident and two from illnesses. Stretching positive thoughts out to their kids and family.
Funny at Bridgetown last night
We had a blast performing with comedy dad Jason Nash at the TIME OUT/Bridgetown Comedy Festival last night. Smart, searing and honest, he's fun to watch. Plus, super nice guy. Catch him at the rest of Bridgetown Comedy Festival: http://bridgetowncomedyfestival.com/schedule
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Is this true?
People are asking questions. They started reading my book, Sass Mouth, and one word comes to their minds: "Disturbing." Thankfully, that's not the only word. They also say they enjoy the writing and that they want to give me a hug. (Thanks, Julia and Jon.) The thing is, they know me now. They know I …
For once “the bump” meant movement
Last night, we attended a '70s auction for our school. I'm proud to say that I achieved turd roll hair sans curling iron. Also proud of myself for being the only one who remembered "The Bump." My butt is feeling it now. I'm just glad that move wasn't called "The Gut."
Is the world ready for some Sass Mouth?
One thing I'm not known for is patience. I wanted to see my manuscript grow up to be a book before I die already. So here it is - getting released at In Other Words on my daughter's birthday (She's on the cover.) There will be a chapter read from Sass Mouth followed by four …
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