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We love Bond movies - cheesy ones, campy ones, flashy ones. We used to be diehard Sean Connery was the best ever until Casino Royale came out. Daniel Craig had me at "Hello? You trashed an Aston Martin?" Meanwhile, my husband's sobbing in the corner watching his fave car of all time in ruins. Anyway, …
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Weather permitting - they did say snow didn't they? And people here will drive all day in the snow to ski Mt. Hood. But it snows in the valley and look out! It's back to driving school yo! We'll be doing an open mic. Great food, great bar, no cover. 7 pm at O'Connors in …
That cake from Le Cookie Monkey was devoured in like one minute! I didn't even get a piece, it went so fast. Thanks, Le Cookie Monkey for making our anniversary show such a blast! Thanks to all the performers, Curious Comedy, Brian Moen and Tyson Freshour for putting together a great show. We had a …
Getting ready to perform at our birthday show Friday night. This year, Le Cookie Monkey is bringing CHOCOLATE. Slightly self-serving. Plus, I'm trying to lose weight, so you better help me get your cake on! Here's the 411: TIME OUT: Terrific Two Birthday Party Curious Comedy Theater 5225 NE MLK Tix: http://www.curiouscomedy.org
The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here's a high level summary of its overall blog health: The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow. Crunchy numbers A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 6,000 times in 2010. That's about 14 full 747s. …
In my quest to become the modern-day Erma Bombeck, I got asked to write a column for a website called KidzList (www.kidzlist.com), a super-fine community resource for parents. I'll be writing a column once a week. So if you've got any burning parenting questions, let me at 'em. I'm sure I'll generate "advice" you wouldn't …
Most of the time, we perform where there is a full bar. So most of the time, kids aren't allowed. This time, they are! We'll be performing at Rave in the Nave Saturday night. Cookies and punch are involved, so bring your kids. See those kids rolling their eyes and sticking their tongues out? Those …
Heads up, Merriam-Webster! I'm just kidding. Unruffle your tweed boxers already. What I mean is my book, Sass Mouth: Destiny is a Joke, is now available electronically through Kindle. It's a super-cheap deal too - $8.95! It's a big day when a pizza costs more than 10 years of grueling writing. But it's yours to …
See that pie? It's the pie I'm NOT making this year. If I had a picture of a turkey, you could also see the turkey I'm not making this year. This year, we're dining a la Trader Joe's. It will be an amazing microwave feast, served every five to seven minutes, depending on the oven. …
Portland has lost two gifted ComedySportz comedians, Mike and Katie Myers. They were celebrating their 15th anniversary at the coast when they were tragically swept into the ocean. Our hearts and prayers go out to their families and ComedySportz family. I've always been in awe of the respect and support ComedySportz surrounds their people with. …
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