Is this true?

People are asking questions. They started reading my book, Sass Mouth, and one word comes to their minds: "Disturbing." Thankfully, that's not the only word. They also say they enjoy the writing and that they want to give me a hug. (Thanks, Julia and Jon.) The thing is, they know me now. They know I …

For once “the bump” meant movement

Last night, we attended a '70s auction for our school. I'm proud to say that I achieved turd roll hair sans curling iron. Also proud of myself for being the only one who remembered "The Bump." My butt is feeling it now. I'm just glad that move wasn't called "The Gut."

Me? A swimsuit model?

Tune into KOIN tomorrow at 4 pm. I'm modeling a genuine Popina retro swimsuit. They are the BOMB! Made right here in Portland in NE. It will be my third Popina swimsuit. Tune in tommorrow at 4pm for Retro Swimwear Spring Break fashion segment on @KOINkeepitlocal with @popinaswimwear

TIME OUT show tomorrow night

My June Cleaver dress isn't ready. The dry cleaner called and said if they actually clean it, the dress might shrink. Who needs that kind of aggravation? So it won't make its debut tomorrow night. But one day. Anyway, it's a new show tomorrow night...