The TIME OUT moms and kids will be in the Multnomah Village parade tomorrow morning. At the same time, local fave bookstore Annie Blooms Books is carrying Sass Mouth: Destiny is a Joke. If you feel like buying all local-like, go get it. And if you feel like getting pelted by candy, hang out near …
Show me the Money
This just in: The actual photo. As you can tell, my kids were totally impressed.
Oh, it was paradise alright
Let me just start by saying I've loved Eddie Money ever since I wore my hair in a dorsal fin. I almost cried when I missed him performing with Loverboy at a casino, okay. Getting to meet him super-hyped my dork genes. He was experiencing a slight wardrobe malfunction - a tag digging into his …
Got me two tickets to paradise!
Except paradise is the Tillamook County Fair. Like I care! Eddie Money is performing tonight. My bud Maria and I sat on her sofa yesterday weeding through memories of Rick Springfield and Loverboy until the Eddie Money awesomeness punched through! I'm psyched that I'll be surrounded by cows - it will only make me look …
Crimony, why didn’t I think of that?
I used to have a Toyota Sienna minivan, but I was unaware of its magical powers until now. Have you seen the new Toyota spots with the super-cute mom locking herself INSIDE the minivan wearing a robe and watching dual screens of shirtless men volleyball players? WHAT was I thinking? The seats recline, the glass …
Party down on the farm tonight!
The flowers are going to rock out on the farm tonight, so are we! Going to outdoor concerts at Kruger's Farm is undoubtedly our favorite thing about living here. A rockin out country band, Los Cowtones, is playing. Corn will be roasting. Kids will be crazy dancing. It's a blast. That's why I feel the …
TIME OUT moms say “What vacation?”
We're going down, down, down to Salem Friday night. Four moms Jacki Kane Kristina Lea Marykay Hoenstine Ruthann Lentz July 16th at 8 pm TIME OUT™: “What Vacation?” Capitol City Theater 189 Liberty St. NE. Tickets: $10 in advance at http://www.eventbrite.com/event/751655221, $12 at the door. Hope to see you!
Thanks for last night
Nothing like showing up at our Uber Clean Open Mic unprepared. There was an audience and I was the ONLY performer. Not sure how I did, but they were a great audience. Really appreciate the people who came out and Paul, our loyal waiter. Thank you all for your support and laughter. I tried hard …
UBER Clean Open Mic tonight
I got me a new microphone, yes I did! Come and try it out at our open mic. O'Connors in Multnomah Village. Sign up at 6:30/7 start. Tonight (It's Tuesday, July 13th, if you're keeping track.) Watch or get your bad self up there.
TIME OUT hits Salem!
Just when we thought we were on hiatus...POW! A show opportunity at the historic Capitol Theater in Salem. We're so up for it! Four moms. Messy houses. Clean show. Get your tickets early ya'll!
