Me? A swimsuit model?

Tune into KOIN tomorrow at 4 pm. I'm modeling a genuine Popina retro swimsuit. They are the BOMB! Made right here in Portland in NE. It will be my third Popina swimsuit. Tune in tommorrow at 4pm for Retro Swimwear Spring Break fashion segment on @KOINkeepitlocal with @popinaswimwear

TIME OUT show tomorrow night

My June Cleaver dress isn't ready. The dry cleaner called and said if they actually clean it, the dress might shrink. Who needs that kind of aggravation? So it won't make its debut tomorrow night. But one day. Anyway, it's a new show tomorrow night...

Job hunting

Boy did I pick a really great time to look for a job in Portland. I want them to line up like cans. The little odd ones would be like rusted out tomato juice cans from a TWA flight in like 1972. The fatter CEO jobs would be full Cokes that explode in a violent …

Back Fence rocks!

First off, I am not hipster enough to even get let in The Woods. Yeah, it's used to be an old funeral home. Now, it's uber cool with its collection of sofas, birdcages and vintage radios. The people who worked there were so nice though. I was like, What? I'm middle aged and you're talking …