Had an absolute blast getting to headline a mom show at RoosterT Feathers in CA. First of all, I love comedian Jeff Applebaum, who recently appeared on Late Late Night So refreshing to work with a clean dad comic. Plus, he's hilarious. Second, thank you Cheryl for digging out the YMCA song when my disc …
The new annual workout!
Okay so I'm in the Land of Apple, Cupertino, CA. The hotel cringed when I said I was going to take a walk. Now I know why-forget cross-training! Try cross-walking! Here's how it works. Start crossing with a brisk walk, then RUN for your life as the timer counts 9 seconds to your sudden death. …
Heading to San Francisco
Leaving to do an hour show for Moms Are Talking TV. Very excited! Hoping we pull in a great audience and that HD doesn't show EVERYTHING.
New discovery: Nipsters?
So my pal Sandra and I are talking to two bartenders and an innocent bystander at Beauty Bar-Portland (111 SW Ash). They all look uber hip - with artfully done tattoos and at least ten less years than us. But they were NICE to us. That's right, nice. The scars of getting kicked out of …
Labor Day surprise
What? Labor Day isn't about giving birth? There should be a national holiday dedicated to anyone who has survived that unforgettable miracle of life. If you did it sans drugs or delivered multiples, you get issued a week-long holiday. To celebrate Labor Day, we unknowingly camped in an ATV park with the kids. It was …
Parade tomorrow!
The TIME OUT moms and kids will be in the Multnomah Village parade tomorrow morning. At the same time, local fave bookstore Annie Blooms Books is carrying Sass Mouth: Destiny is a Joke. If you feel like buying all local-like, go get it. And if you feel like getting pelted by candy, hang out near …
Show me the Money
This just in: The actual photo. As you can tell, my kids were totally impressed.
Oh, it was paradise alright
Let me just start by saying I've loved Eddie Money ever since I wore my hair in a dorsal fin. I almost cried when I missed him performing with Loverboy at a casino, okay. Getting to meet him super-hyped my dork genes. He was experiencing a slight wardrobe malfunction - a tag digging into his …
Got me two tickets to paradise!
Except paradise is the Tillamook County Fair. Like I care! Eddie Money is performing tonight. My bud Maria and I sat on her sofa yesterday weeding through memories of Rick Springfield and Loverboy until the Eddie Money awesomeness punched through! I'm psyched that I'll be surrounded by cows - it will only make me look …
Crimony, why didn’t I think of that?
I used to have a Toyota Sienna minivan, but I was unaware of its magical powers until now. Have you seen the new Toyota spots with the super-cute mom locking herself INSIDE the minivan wearing a robe and watching dual screens of shirtless men volleyball players? WHAT was I thinking? The seats recline, the glass …
