Not that I'm complaining, but it's been busy. So I'm not totally the blog slacker you thought I was, eh? I've got genuine freelance work from a fantastic new client and have to present an hour-long humor workshop this weekend. Jenkies! Meanwhile, check out this week's installment of Lazy Dog. THREE POSITIVES: 1- Saw Sari …
Evil plans
What if a villain wanted to take over the world and we let him? No one's tackled that angle in a movie, right? If a pole dancer is vegan, does that mean everyone is vegan when they're nude? Wishing you a mindless weekend with air thoughts like those. Obviously, Lazy Dog is concocting an evil …
I love you too, latte
Why do I have to have the same dream over and over of having to go back to college because I didn't quite graduate? I end up waking up every hour thinking oh yeah, I did graduate with a 4.0 in my last semester. The only 4.0 I ever tried for and got. So suck …
All-new levels of wiped
Every time Brian goes out of town for a length of time, I bow down to single parents everywhere. How do you do everything, be everything, all the time? It's been that kind of week. My car won't get out of park. Unless you're making out, it's not a useful situation. Somehow, we've all gotten …
Sirens and surprises
The other day, we talked about disaster management. Where would we meet if we had a fire, earthquake or volcanic eruption (from an actual volcano up the street, yo. Not from me!) What to do if a fire broke out in our house? Livvie said: “Stop, drop and roll.” First, we pointed out that you …
The best birthday ever
Thanks to the medical staff, modern medicine and the swell of friends who lifted us up and over cancer that lurked under the water, I got to have another bday. THREE POSITIVES: 1- I am seriously happy to have another birthday. Not sure why bday cards are so whiny. No one gave me one of …
Things are moving fast
You know how you're going along, then suddenly hit warp speed. That's what today felt like. I think it's because we finally got to watch Breaking Bad last night. Best ride ever. I don't think I breathed once. Today went just as fast with appointments jumping around the week, Steven's soccer schedule, school stuff, blah …
American icon saved
As if the Race for the Cure wasn't enough action for Sturkie People... We got home and discovered the 99W Drive-In Movie had won an $80,000 digital projector from Honda! Without it, 99W would be out of business because films are distributed only in digital now. So we floored it to Newberg where the Drive-In …
The finish line!
On your mark!
Get ready. Set. Walk! That's right, Team AC/DT (Abernethy Cancer Dream Team) is going to tear up the asphalt! We are going to walk so fast and beat the clock during our untimed race. Pretty sure there won't be any Olympic fist pumping action with all those people. Plus, wearing a mullet wig might cause …
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