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Yesterday when KOIN 6 News interviewed me, I mentioned that five moms at Abernethy Elementary are undergoing treatment for cancer right now. Jaws dropped. So they decided to do another interview today with Sari and me. Could something in our environment have triggered cancer in all of us? Check out KOIN 6 News tonight. In …
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When you hear so much about celebrities getting "work done," how refreshing is it to hear a celebrity is taking a preemptive strike against her high genetic chance of getting breast cancer? Really appreciate Angelina going public with her double mastectomy. Maybe more women will stay current on mammograms now and not be afraid to …
Nothing makes Mother's Day happy like stuffed brioche and Iron Man. We started with an amazing brunch at Mama Mia. Just looking at my family sitting there finally laughing, I realized, Oh my God, I am so thankful I'm here. Then, tears. "Seriously, Mom. If you cry, that would be WEIRD," Livvie said. Too late. …
Yesterday, I wrote a whole blog about how our plans of being over Weird Cancer Guy fell away this week. Nothing but the headline showed up, making it seem a lot more dramatic than it was. We were ecstatic thinking we were done with Weird Cancer Guy. But then, I found out I need to …
Arms either. If you're dreaming of having a new rack, you might to rethink that. Getting breast reconstruction hurts like hell, and I'm one of those people with a pretty decent pain threshold. Plus, you're not supposed to use your arms. (Don't tell the doctor I typed this blog. I'm not supposed to do that …
The minute I met these ladies at a photo shoot for Race for the Cure this morning, I felt huge compassion, respect and love for them. Each of us is going through different forms of the same thing - surgery, chemo, radiation. But we all want to return to our regularly scheduled lives stronger than …
Next to chemo, everything should be a cake walk. But getting syringes of fluid pumped behind your chest muscle is no sparkly cupcake. With boobs under construction, a drain dangling from one side and a throbbing back, I am not confection happy. Why does being a woman have to be so painful. I'm talking menstruation, …
Here's one piece of advice I can confidently give you: Don't drink and look for jobs on Craigslist. I did that once, scored an interview, then realized that I would have gone home with negative take-home pay. They laughed out loud when I called them to bow out of the interview. So here I am …
The doctor said it's a little early to get off of pain killers. I tried to just take one pill at a time. The rest are antibiotics, muscle relaxers and other stuff. It's still beyond me how anyone gets addicted to oxy-whatever it is. One pill makes me semi-spacey. Two pills make me feel like …
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