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Posted on December 7, 2012

Dear Weird Cancer Guy…

Today rocked. Today was as close to normal as I have felt since my chemo A-bomb. I HAD to get out of the house, so I met my pal Maria for coffee. That felt normal. My bud Lisa came over, toting an entire dinner and snacks. Not normal. It's not like people randomly show up …

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Posted on December 6, 2012

The word of the day is: Surrender

How can one day feel like three weeks? Today did. When I woke up, my spine was throbbing. Like can't-catch-your-breath throbbing. I tried to walk and it felt like my hip bones were going to pop out and run away from me like a toddler with a cell phone. The advice nurse advised drugs, so …

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Posted on December 4, 2012December 4, 2012

Wing positive frisbees to Sari

The week before I got diagnosed, my friend Sari was told she had breast cancer. We were both stunned to disbelief. Today she's in surgery, so I've been thinking about her and her family all day. Our kids are in the same grade, we have the same doctors and we even get our hair cut …

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Posted on December 3, 2012

Jackie with an E takes us from sleepless to wonderful

Last night was like "Sleepless in Portland" around here. Steven's got a bad chest cold, so we were up helping the poor guy. Our phone line is crossed with someone else's, so we got phantom rings all night. When we pick up the phone, we hear other people's conversations. But nothing about sex! All I've …

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Posted on December 2, 2012December 2, 2012

World’s first overweight cancer patient?

What's happening to me? Chemo is turning me into a junk food freak. I want everything I'm not supposed to have: Kraft mac n' cheese, chips and cheese dip, Ruffles and onion dip (Thank you, Lisa and Chris!), and today's latest, Ramen Noodles. Can you actually GAIN weight on chemo? Look how those oranges in …

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Posted on December 1, 2012

Good enough for football

So what if I'm not one of those run-a-marathon-through-chemo people. I feel like hell. But I folded two piles of laundry, so take that, Weird Cancer Guy! Steven's threatening to cough on me. Things are veering toward normal. The only big clue that I'm sick is that I'm sitting here watching Georgia football with Steven. …

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Posted on November 30, 2012December 1, 2012

Weird, weird

Weird that I wrote a small blog today while waiting to see if a shot I got would cause a reaction, but it didn't post on the site. The shot didn't cause a reaction. What's really weird is I thought I'd be stronger. It's only been two days since Round 1. But I guess things …

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Posted on November 29, 2012November 29, 2012

Day 1: Chemo at Dr. Awesome’s “Cocktail Lounge”

  Day 1 of Chemo ROCKED! Here's why: - First news I got was the other areas of suspicion they found are clear. So now we're dealing with the one tumor. - Nurse Rhandi decorated my chair with glitter and streamers. She's awesome, too. - I got bundled up with a bag from Matt's Chemo …

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Posted on November 28, 2012November 28, 2012

I’m Coming for You, Weird Cancer Guy

The last two weeks have been filled with testing before chemo. Today was Glow-in-the-Dark Day for me in radiology. I caught a killer nap on one of the machines as "Feliz Navidad" played on a radio. Cancer wasn't quite what I wanted for Christmas. Anyway, tomorrow is Day 1 of chemo, and I'm ready, Weird …

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Posted on November 27, 2012

Check out my self portrait

Alrighty then, they found a few more small masses in my breasts. Kick-ass! So today I had two more big-needle biopsies, more mammograms, a cardio ultrasound thingy and a flu shot. So here's what I feel like right about now.... Tomorrow, I will officially glow in the dark after a CT and bone density test …

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